guy has been suffering from severe headaches for years with
no relief. After trying all the usual cures he's referred
to a headache specialist by his family doctor.
The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and
he replies. "I get these blinding headaches; kind of
like a knife across my scalp and...."
He is interrupted by the doctor, "And
a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear".
"Yes! Exactly! How did you know?"
"Well I am the world's greatest headache
specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from that same
type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension
in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day
I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze
her legs together with all her strength and the pressure
would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day
for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes".
Two weeks go by and the man is back, "Well,
how do you feel?" "Doc, I'm a new man! I feel
great! I haven't had a headache since I started this treatment!
I can't thank you enough.
Oh, and by the way, you have a lovely home."