blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports
car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks
down. Luckily, she happens to be near a
farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the
door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "Oh,
it's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what
to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when
I can get some help?
drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't
want you messin' with my sons Jed and Luke." She looks
through the screen door and sees two young men standing
behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties.
"Okay," she says.
they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to
think about the two boys in the room next to her. So she
quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would
you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?"
"Huh?" She says, "The only thing is, I don't
want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers."
She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it
all night long.
years later Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch,
rocking back and forth.
"You remember that blond woman that came by here about
forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"
says Luke, "I remember."
do you care if she gets pregnant?"
says Luke, "I reckon not."
neither," says Jed,
So let's take these things off."